The Hairy Truth

Ozempic this, Mounjaro that, but why is nobody talking about how hairy these people must be getting?

Hear me out. Scientifically speaking, body fat is nature's way of keeping us warm. So when it disappears rapidly, the body compensates by... growing more hair. Truly... Google it.

Which means Hollywood, right now, is a very hairy place to be.

Laser technicians must be absolutely cleaning up.

And honestly? Mark my words, the next big pharmaceutical is going to be something that stops body hair growth. Someone's already writing the patent.